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PROTECT YOURSELF COZ IT'S BC DE FGHI JK LMN OPQR ST UVWXY Z[ / ]^ _! "#$%&'()*+,-./ 0 123 45 6789:;< _=D>? - AXATIVES WEBSITE HTTP://WWW.ANGELFIRE.CO - GREETINGS TO: - HITMEN - DYTEC - CHROMANCE - SCS+TRC - LEGEND - EXCESS - CREST - OXYRON - AND FUCK THE REST... SPECIAL ONES TO: - REMEMBER - NOSTALGIA - AND ALL THE OLDIELOVERS !!! - PROTECT YOURSELF COZ IT'S BC DE FGHI JK LMN OPQR ST UVWXY Z[ / ]^ _! "#$%&'()*+,-./ 0 123 45 6789:;< _=D>? - - - AABCCBCCCCFFCHACDFHLT/ (08 - AABCCBCCCCFFCHACDFHLT/ (08 - - BONUS POINTS TO US - PLEEEEEEEEASE! - CFGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - C GREETINGS TO: - HITMEN - DYTEC - CHROMANCE - SCS+TRC - LEGEND - EXCESS - CREST - OXYRON - AND FUCK THE REST - C SPECIAL ONES TO: - REMEMBER - NOSTALGIA - AND ALL THE OLDIELOVERS - PROTECT YOURSELF COZ IT'S - D. AND IN THIS FINE JANUARY (AFTER A LONG BREAK) - DA LAXATIVES - IS STILL ACTIVE - C -+ ALIEN BLAST +- WAS WRITTEN BY FRIDAYNIGHTBATHTIME BOY AND WAS SLAUGHTERED AND TRAINED BY X-CREET OF DA LAXATIVES ON 27TH JANUARY 2002 - D THIS GAME WAS WRITTEN IN 1997 - E THE ORIGINAL WAS FROZEN, BUT WE UNFREEZE IT AS IT IS OUR JOB - E WE SEND LOADSA PIZZAS, TO THE FOLLOWING COOL LAMERZ AT: URINE, ORI, TOASTERS, SECRET, SEALSEX, TBT, AND WHOEVER ELSE IS STILL ACTIVE - G DON'T FORGET - DA LAXATIVES WEBSITE HTTP:// - F - MORE BONUS POINTS TO US FOR DOMINATION - :) - DCFFCHACDFHLT/ (08 - DCFFCHACDFHLT/ (08 -
DON'T FORGET TO KEEP CHECKIN' DA LAXA AND URINE! - HH YEEEEHAAAAW! DA LAXATIVES RETURN WITH ANOTHER LAME SEUCK FIRST RELEASE... 'ALIEN BLAST II' FROM PHILIP BAYLISS (MY EX-BOYFRIEND UNTIL HE DATED CATALINA) WAZ REPACKED, TRAINED AND FIRST RELEASED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE BEAUTIFULLY ATTRACTIVE, THE SEX GODDESS, THE LOVABLE KIND, THE SEXIEST THING IN THE WORLD, OH CUT THIS CRAP! I START AGAIN! 'ALIEN BLAST II' WAS TRAINED, REPACKED AND FIRST RELEASED BY POLLY PECKER... THAT'S MORE LIKE IT... DON'T FORGET TO KEEP CHECKIN' DA LAXATIVEZ OUT FOR MORE RELEASES!... - WE SEND OUR GREETINGS TO: ALDI INDUSTRIES, FORTRESS, LAP DANCERS, SEALSEX, SECRET AND URINE! - ... INTRO BY S0RBIT0L KH -
[[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ EST MEMBER "JAQUIO" OF DA LAXATIVES ON 2 - SUPERB QUALITY LAMENESS - - DA LAXATIVES WINS AGAIN... THIS TIME WITH SOMETHING -NOT- LAME... -+ BOFH - SERVERS UNDER SEIGE +- WAS RAPED, SINGLE-FILED AND TRAINED BY OUR NEWEST MEMBER "JAQUIO" OF DA LAXATIVES ON 2ND FEBRUARY '02! REMEMBER, WHEN READING THE NOTE FILE, YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD THE GAME... OH, AND WE DIDN'T NEED TO DO A HIGH SCORE SAVE ROUTINE, AS THERE WAS ALREADY ONE... I KNOW TWO CRACKERS GAVE THIS GEM A GO, BUT OUR CRACK IS MUCH BETTER AND SIMPLY THE BEST :) WE SEND GREETINGS TO: - URINE - TOASTERS - TROEP+GARBAGE - ORI - ALDI INDUSTRIES - T.B.T - SEALSEXUALS - SECRET AND TO OUR OTHER RIVALS :) GOODBYE !! - [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ SUPERB QUALITY LAMENESS - - -
KB_NH - - E AMUSING AND STANDING ALL ALONE AT A - 6 - INTRO CODE BY RICHARD BAYLISS GRAPHIX BY RICHARD BAYLISS MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISE - - - - HE PENDULUM STARTS SWINGING, COMING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR BODY, BUT THEN THE TORTURE IS OVER... - OU'VE BEEN RESCUED FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF - OORHEES AND HIS CHAINSAW... - AXATIVES IS BACK WITH ANOTHER FOR THE MASSES... - - ODDER - WAS TRAINED, LINKED AND RELEASED BY - E FOUND THIS LITTLE GAME QUITE AMUSING AND STANDING ALL ALONE AT A - 64 WEB SITE... - OBODY WANTED TO CRACK 'DIS CRAP, SO WE DONE IT... - NOTHER BONUS POINT YET AGAIN... - REETINGS GO OUT TO THE USUAL LAMERS IN: - EAM, AND TO THOSE WHO LOST THEIR BATTLE RELEASING CRAP!! - NLY FOUR MORE TO GO UNTIL DA RUSH IS OVER... :) -
7 BC DE FGHI JK LMN OPQR ST UVWXY Z[ / ]^ _! "#$%&'()*+,-./ 0 123 45 6789:;< _=D>? - .... DA LAXATIVES IS BACK WITH ANOTHER - GREETINGS TO: - HITMEN - DYTEC - CHROMANCE - SCS+TRC - LEGEND - EXCESS - CREST - OXYRON - AND FUCK THE REST... SPECIAL ONES TO: - REMEMBER - NOSTALGIA - AND ALL THE OLDIELOVERS !!! - BC DE FGHI JK LMN OPQR ST UVWXY Z[ / ]^ _! "#$%&'()*+,-./ 0 123 45 6789:;< _=D>? - - .... YET MORE BONUS POINTS TO US :) .... DA LAXATIVES IS BACK WITH ANOTHER SEUCKER... 'DIS TIME, FROM THE PUTRID PUBLIC TOILETS COMES - OPERATION LEMMINGS - FROM CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS... UNFROZEN, STRIPPED AND TRAINED BY X-CREET OF DA LAXATIVES IN JANUARY 28TH 2002... WE FIND SEUCK AND BASIC CRAP UNRELEASED BY OTHER LAMERS, WE RELEASE 'EM OURSELVES FOR BONUS POINTS OF WORLD DOMINATION - FOR FUN... WE SEND FLYPAPER TO: URINE, TOASTERS, ORI, SEALSEXUALS, SECRET, THE BINGO TEAM AND TO OTHER RIVALS... REMEMBER - DA LAXATIVES - AUSTRALIA'S NO.1 LAMERS - - - ANOTHER - DA LAXATIVES - TREATMENT! - CFGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - C GREETINGS TO: - HITMEN - DYTEC - CHROMANCE - SCS+TRC - LEGEND - EXCESS - CREST - OXYRON - AND FUCK THE REST - C SPECIAL ONES TO: - REMEMBER - NOSTALGIA - AND ALL THE OLDIELOVERS - D. YET MORE BONUS POINTS TO US :) - C DA LAXATIVES IS BACK WITH ANOTHER SEUCKER - C 'DIS TIME, FROM THE PUTRID PUBLIC TOILETS COMES - OPERATION LEMMINGS - FROM CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS - C. UNFROZEN, STRIPPED AND TRAINED BY X-CREET OF DA LAXATIVES IN JANUARY 28TH 2002 - F WE FIND SEUCK AND BASIC CRAP UNRELEASED BY OTHER LAMERS, WE RELEASE 'EM OURSELVES FOR BONUS POINTS OF WORLD DOMINATION - FOR FUN - F WE SEND FLYPAPER TO: URINE, TOASTERS, ORI, SEALSEXUALS, SECRET, THE BINGO TEAM AND TO OTHER RIVALS - K REMEMBER - DA LAXATIVES - AUSTRALIA'S NO.1 LAMERS -
[[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ -CREET OF DA LAXATIVES... ... WE SEN - SUPERB QUALITY LAMENESS - - ... WE RETURN ONCE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER FUN RELEASE... - TOTAL DESTRUCTION - WAS +1 TRAINED AND INTRO-LINKED BY X-CREET OF DA LAXATIVES... ... WE SEND GREETINGS TO OUR RIVALS: - URINE - TOASTERS - TROEP'N'GARBAGE - ORI - ALDI INDUSTRIES - SEALSEXUALS - SECRET AND THOSE WHO WERE MISSED OUT :) RAISE YOUR GLASSES AND MAKE A TOAST TO - D A L A X A T I V E S - X-CREET 1/2/2002 :) - INTRO CODE BY RICHARD/TND MUSIC BY RICHARD/TND - [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[ [[ [[ [[[[[ [[ [[ [[ SUPERB QUALITY LAMENESS - -